As I travel through life I’ll occasionally have an interaction with someone and think, “I did not need to know that at all.” These items fall into a growing array of categories. Maybe I’ll turn this into a book one day. Which will hopefully spawn a movie. Or at least a straight to DVD feature film. Or at least hit VHS. Then again, I bet it could make it straight to Lifetime. Don’t worry. I hold all patents and copyrights…especially on the action figures. In no particular order whatsoever…
The List of Lists:
- Mental Pictures I Don’t Need
- Stuff I Don’t Care About
- Stuff I Don’t Want To Know About Your Spouse
- Just Sayin’
- Stuff I Still Don’t Care About…And Then Some
- Things I’ll Do To Get Out Of This Conversation And Away From You
- Stuff I Refuse To Discuss With Other Men
- No Really, That’s What She Said
- Never Tried It. Never Will.
- Did I Say That Out Loud?